A Bit Nutty; Part 2

Just so you know. When a child sticks a nut up his nose and needs a specialist to remove it, it might cost around $400. Just so you know. When the bill comes, you should probably not ignore it. Or you might get a call from someone who sounds cranky and asks you to call back about reference # blah blah blah. That call might remind you to stop pretending the nut up the nose bill is going to be paid by Oprah. The daydream you had that she feels bad for you and would rather pay a medical bill than give you a car, um...that wasn't real. So you should probably just pay it. It's a small price to pay for a young boy to learn what might fit up his nose and what might get stuck. It only costs $400 to provoke the "things can only come OUT your nose" conversation. He needed to learn that anyway. No biggie, it's totally cool. Just so you know...